Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Makes Perfect Sense To Me...

 "Twelve Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country"

  From The Atlantic Wire  via  BoingBoing

About 90 million Americans believe aliens exist. Some 66 million of us think aliens landed at Roswell in 1948. These are the things you learn when there's a lull in political news and pollsters get to ask whatever questions they want. Public Policy Polling has raised weird polls to an art form. During last year's presidential campaign, the firm earned a bit of a reputation for its unorthodox questions; for example, "If God exists, do you approve of its handling of natural disasters?"

Today PPP released the results of a national survey looking at common conspiracy theories. Broken down by topic and cross-referenced by political preference, the results will not inspire a lot of patriotism. If you need to defend your fellow countrymen, be sure to note that the margin of error is 2.8 percent.

You mean they don't? I thought we all knew that giant lizard people ran the country? Come on, the proof is everywhere...


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  2. Can't type; trying again. I agree; I think I can make out scales under the makeup. Who is this guy anyway? (Sorry; I don't pay much attention to that sort of stuff).

  3. The most honorable Sen. James Inhofe, from the great state of Okiehomer, where the state reptile is...wait for it...the collared lizard!


  4. Look out Will and Holly! Thanks Chad, I always appreciate the random Sleestak sighting.

  5. I am surprised and rather hurt that the big hairy guy ranked so low!