For those days when the hunting turns shitty...
Oklahoma clay pigeon thrower...
Where to shoot Oklahoma clay pigeons...
The rules for shooting Oklahoma clay pigeons...
Rules of the World Cow Chip Throwing® Championship Contest
Two (2) chips per contestant. Chip thrown the farthest shall be the only one counted. If the chip breaks up in mid-air during the throw, the piece going the farthest will be counted. (This does not mean the chip hits the ground and then breaks up.)Contestants are divided into the following: Men's Open Division; Women's Open Division; VIP Division and Team Division (Must be at least 16 years of age to participate)
Chips shall be at least six (6) inches in diameter.
Contestants shall select their own chip from the official wagon provided by the B.S. Enterprise Committee. To alter or shape the chips selected from the wagon in any way (except in the rare instance when a loose fragment may be removed and provided that the removal does not render that chip less than (6) inches in diameter), subjects the contestant to a twenty-five (25) foot penalty. Decision of the Chip Judge is final.
Oklahoma clay pigeon enthusiast (AKA "shithead")...
On second thought, it might be better to just stick to regular clays...
That's pretty dang funny!
ReplyDeleteI hope we can expect full coverage of this important, and dare I say culturally significant, event. In all fairness you owe it us your loyal readers to at least place if not actually win
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That looks pretty awesome. Sounds like something I would enter
ReplyDeleteHi Chad, I work for American Forces Network television. We broadcast overseas for the troops. We're making state fact spots. Can I use your images on this page? One of the fun facts about OK is the cowchip throw. My official e-mail is sean.patrick@dma.mil.
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