Tuesday, February 7, 2012

George, On Voting...

Here's my personal style of participatory democracy: I choose to participate in elections - be they at the local, state or national level -  in which I believe my vote or my candidate can make a difference, even if it is likely or even inevitable that my candidate or my cause will lose. Conversely, I decline to participate in elections in which I feel there are no candidates or issues that I can in good conscience support. It sounds quite reasonable and pragmatic to me.

But it's an election year, which means I must contend, once again, with the Civics Nazis. You know, those insufferably smug, self-righteous and utterly delusional twits who fervently believe the act of voting - in and of itself - is a star-spangled holy sacrament that we are duty-bound to engage in regardless - completely regardless - of whether we happen to like, believe in, tolerate, or find even remotely palatable any of the candidates.

You know who I'm talking about; the ones who wear that "I Voted" sticker like a talismanic confirmation of their patriotic wonderfulness. The ones who make it a point to ask if you, too, furthered the bright, shining beacon of democracy by voting, and when informed that "No, in point of fact I didn't vote in (insert election here) because I believe all the choices offered me to be corrupt shite bags completely antithetical to my worldview" immediately puff themselves up, wag their fingers and say (as if the thought were original) "Well, then you have no right to complain, do you?"

Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do have a right to complain, asshole. It’s you who needs to keep ‘yer effin’ trap shut. Another profane and prescient gem from the lost, lamented and utterly brilliant George Carlin (and if you must be told that George Carlin is NSFW then I pity you. I truly do...)

Aw, George, you left too soon. Your country needs you...

1 comment:

  1. The true brilliance of George Carlin (aside from his rhetorical genius, of course) was that he could convince his audience that he wasn't talking about them, even when he would flat-out say he's talking about them. It reminds me of Steve Martin's "I promise to be unique!" number.

    As for the voting issue, I've solved the crappy choices problem: I write in the person I believe most qualified to be President. And no, I don't write, "Snoopy" or some such thing.